apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs
"And what do we say to death?"
"The fuck out my face"
I waited for this.
I THOUGHT THAT SAID LAP DANCE I HAD TO REREAD IT LIKE 4 TIMES
are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?
I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?
Boy we’d better go check on Princess Anna’s corpse or something
While we’re at it we should probably get some legal proof from Hans that he was married to her and stuff
Also we should make sure that there aren’t any cousins who might have a stronger claim to Arendelle’s throne than this complete stranger
Yes, we should probably do these things